What's New, Pussycat?

I was going to post something about Kony 2012, but I am not in the mood to get ranty about politics on Tumblr.
Instead, I present to you a message I got on OKCupid last night.
With men like this courting me, I’m totally OK being single right now.

I was going to post something about Kony 2012, but I am not in the mood to get ranty about politics on Tumblr.

Instead, I present to you a message I got on OKCupid last night.

With men like this courting me, I’m totally OK being single right now.


OKCupid thinks this guy will be a great match

Here are the highlights:

  • He’s vegan
  • He likes wearing skirts because they are “very comfy”
  • He finds TV “very boring”
  • He says he’s a foodie, but HE’S A VEGAN
  • He talks about his sister’s recent suicide. Not that that is a deal breaker, but that is some heavy shit to put in your profile.
  • He’s vegan
  • He’s wearing crushed velvet pants in more than one profile photo
  • He is looking for “other fun and adventurous poly artsy preferably vegetarian folks”
  • He’s vegan

OKCupid, when asked if I were a vegan or vegetarian, my response was, “I fucking love steak”. And I have no problem with poly people. It’s just not for me. OKCupid obviously doesn’t know me as well as it should.

Jesus…I’m just going to start hoarding porcelain dolls and naming them.


In which persistence gets you nowhere

(1:40:04 am)heydottie:I’m not really looking for anything in particular, but if something happens, it happens.

(1:40:43 am)nyteChemical:cool

(1:40:58 am)nyteChemical:so you seem to be looking fo friends with benefits

(1:41:00 am)nyteChemical:just like m

(1:41:08 am)heydottie:No, not really.

(1:42:10 am)heydottie:FWB is easily attainable. I wouldn’t need to be on a dating website for that.

(1:42:17 am)nyteChemical:oh wow

(1:42:18 am)nyteChemical:cool

(1:42:21 am)nyteChemical:not for me though

(1:43:16 am)heydottie:Well, a lot of it is about distance. I wouldn’t go to Palo Alto for a booty call…that is geographically undesirable.

(1:44:13 am)nyteChemical:well, I’m willing to commute for you

(1:44:17 am)nyteChemical:if need be

(1:44:48 am)heydottie:No…that is the thing. You coming out here just for me would be too much pressure. You could hate me in real life and then what?

(1:45:15 am)nyteChemical:thats true but I can make an attempt to see how t goes

(1:45:21 am)heydottie:I like situations where I have an easy exit when it comes to that.

(1:45:28 am)nyteChemical:oh me too

(1:45:33 am)nyteChemical:i like it that way too

(1:45:45 am)heydottie:This would not be as easy an exit as you think.

(1:46:01 am)nyteChemical:you should just say that you have some friend or friends coming over and that I need to leave

(1:46:07 am)nyteChemical:i’ve done that in the past

(1:46:09 am)nyteChemical:at least once

(1:47:13 am)heydottie:There is also the matter of planning. Booty calls aren’t planned.

(1:47:27 am)nyteChemical:you are talking sense

(1:47:48 am)nyteChemical:how about we just plan one and see how it goes?

(1:48:01 am)heydottie:I don’t think so.

(1:48:05 am)nyteChemical:to be honest, i’ve never done booty call per se

(1:48:41 am)heydottie:They are great if the conditions are right.

(1:48:54 am)heydottie:This is not an optimal plan that you have.

(1:49:02 am)nyteChemical:what conditions?

(1:49:05 am)nyteChemical:like what

(1:49:25 am)heydottie:Well, you live too far for my liking. That is a huge one.

(1:49:41 am)nyteChemical:but as I said, I can come down

(1:50:35 am)heydottie:That is not the point. You would have to drive 45-60 minutes, find parking, have sex, then drive back. Booty calls don’t sleep over.

(1:50:51 am)nyteChemical:I’m not sleeping over

(1:50:59 am)heydottie:There is no man (or woman) worth that much effort just for a booty call.

(1:50:59 am)nyteChemical:and driving is my problem

(1:51:24 am)nyteChemical:at least give me a chance?

(1:52:11 am)heydottie:I think you should look a little closer to home. Right now, I just don’t think it would work.

(1:53:45 am)nyteChemical:lets try once?

(1:54:02 am)nyteChemical:how about i come down now?

(1:54:04 am)nyteChemical:haha

(1:54:04 am)nyteChemical:jk

(1:55:31 am)nyteChemical:?

(1:55:32 am)nyteChemical:?

(1:56:15 am)heydottie:Dude, I am on really strong pain medication and I am so not in the mood for this.

(1:56:38 am)nyteChemical:well not now, may be sometime this week after

(2:00:31 am)heydottie:I don’t think so.