I was going to post something about Kony 2012, but I am not in the mood to get ranty about politics on Tumblr.
Instead, I present to you a message I got on OKCupid last night.
With men like this courting me, I’m totally OK being single right now.
I was going to post something about Kony 2012, but I am not in the mood to get ranty about politics on Tumblr.
Instead, I present to you a message I got on OKCupid last night.
With men like this courting me, I’m totally OK being single right now.
View Larger I got this one a few weeks ago and forgot to post it.
I don’t know if I should take it as a compliment.
Here are the highlights:
OKCupid, when asked if I were a vegan or vegetarian, my response was, “I fucking love steak”. And I have no problem with poly people. It’s just not for me. OKCupid obviously doesn’t know me as well as it should.
Jesus…I’m just going to start hoarding porcelain dolls and naming them.
heydottie:I’m not really looking for anything in particular, but if something happens, it happens. nyteChemical:cool nyteChemical:so you seem to be looking fo friends with benefits nyteChemical:just like m heydottie:No, not really. heydottie:FWB is easily attainable. I wouldn’t need to be on a dating website for that. nyteChemical:oh wow nyteChemical:cool nyteChemical:not for me though heydottie:Well, a lot of it is about distance. I wouldn’t go to Palo Alto for a booty call…that is geographically undesirable. nyteChemical:well, I’m willing to commute for you nyteChemical:if need be heydottie:No…that is the thing. You coming out here just for me would be too much pressure. You could hate me in real life and then what? nyteChemical:thats true but I can make an attempt to see how t goes heydottie:I like situations where I have an easy exit when it comes to that. nyteChemical:oh me too nyteChemical:i like it that way too heydottie:This would not be as easy an exit as you think. nyteChemical:you should just say that you have some friend or friends coming over and that I need to leave nyteChemical:i’ve done that in the past nyteChemical:at least once heydottie:There is also the matter of planning. Booty calls aren’t planned. nyteChemical:you are talking sense nyteChemical:how about we just plan one and see how it goes? heydottie:I don’t think so. nyteChemical:to be honest, i’ve never done booty call per se heydottie:They are great if the conditions are right. heydottie:This is not an optimal plan that you have. nyteChemical:what conditions? nyteChemical:like what heydottie:Well, you live too far for my liking. That is a huge one. nyteChemical:but as I said, I can come down heydottie:That is not the point. You would have to drive 45-60 minutes, find parking, have sex, then drive back. Booty calls don’t sleep over. nyteChemical:I’m not sleeping over heydottie:There is no man (or woman) worth that much effort just for a booty call. nyteChemical:and driving is my problem nyteChemical:at least give me a chance? heydottie:I think you should look a little closer to home. Right now, I just don’t think it would work. nyteChemical:lets try once? nyteChemical:how about i come down now? nyteChemical:haha nyteChemical:jk heydottie:Dude, I am on really strong pain medication and I am so not in the mood for this. nyteChemical:well not now, may be sometime this week after heydottie:I don’t think so.
Yes…we are a master race of hot, awesome people.
He then asked for my number. No.
View Larger A: you are older than my dad.
B: you can’t form a paragraph.
C: YOU ARE OLDER THAN MY DAD.
View Larger I just…I don’t know.
I’m only keeping an active account on OKCupid because I need constant reassurance that I will never attract a normal man.