February 2011
38 posts
3 tags
January 2011
32 posts
OKSportF*ck
Him: You're very cute! Sadly you're not looking for casual sex. :-(
Me: Thank you...but no...not that I don't mind it, it's not exactly what I am looking for right now.
H; That's a heart breaker I really like you
M: Sorry to disappoint.
H: Ebony Queen should be your screen name
No prob
and thaks fot the kind reply
M: Have a good day.
H: you too
Contraband
Local coffee shop
Hipsters in high-waisted jeans
They all look the same
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-16) →
Girl Talk (27)
Howstuffworks.com (6)
311 (2)
Tom Jones (2)
Maroon 5 (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Coachella
Every year, it falls on my birthday weekend.
I would like to go, but I don’t want to spend my birthday at a concert. I would rather spend it here with friends at a strip club or at a bar.
Unless it’s a Tom Jones concert. I’m dragging all of those bitches out to that.
5 tags
What do you call 53 guys watching the AFC...
kriskristoffersonsbeard:
The Baltimore Ravens.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-9) →
Girl Talk (11)
Howstuffworks.com (8)
The Beatles (3)
CAKE (3)
NPR (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
thetenssf replied to your post: How’s the no drinking thing going? Right about now I want to figuratively jump off a bridge.
Where were you during Sobervember?
Drunk.
teresatothemax asked: How's the no drinking thing going? Right about now I want to figuratively jump off a bridge.
2 tags
Paul Rudd
tomyhusband:
Be him.
BE HIM.
I would also accept Seth Rogan.
drink your juice.: What it is like to read your... →
drinkyourjuice:
lol gurl u mad slutty
probably because you so headstrong
and you a fire sign and shit
people find that attractive
but you got that short attention span, huh?
and those firm opinions
and that sassy personality
good luck trying to find a man to stick around for that shit.
naw, lol, girl…
Yeah. That’s about right.
THE BATHROOM
tomywife:
I’ll do my best to always leave toilet paper. If there isn’t any, I was in a hurry.
If you have time to take a shit, you have time to change the roll.
3.0 GPA
Yeah, Dawson. I’m happy about it, too.
Just as a rule
tomyhusband:
don’t be The Craigslist Killer.
365 →
I’m doing this shit again. I doubt I’ll put all on Flickr, so follow that Tumblr for a double dose of this pimpin’.