Him: You're very cute! Sadly you're not looking for casual sex. :-(
Me: Thank you...but no...not that I don't mind it, it's not exactly what I am looking for right now.
H; That's a heart breaker I really like you
M: Sorry to disappoint.
H: Ebony Queen should be your screen name
and thaks fot the kind reply
M: Have a good day.
H: you too
Local coffee shop Hipsters in high-waisted jeans They all look the same
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-16) →
Girl Talk (27) Howstuffworks.com (6) 311 (2) Tom Jones (2) Maroon 5 (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Every year, it falls on my birthday weekend. I would like to go, but I don’t want to spend my birthday at a concert. I would rather spend it here with friends at a strip club or at a bar. Unless it’s a Tom Jones concert. I’m dragging all of those bitches out to that.
What do you call 53 guys watching the AFC...
kriskristoffersonsbeard: The Baltimore Ravens.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-9) →
Girl Talk (11) Howstuffworks.com (8) The Beatles (3) CAKE (3) NPR (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
thetenssf replied to your post: How’s the no drinking thing going? Right about now I want to figuratively jump off a bridge. Where were you during Sobervember? Drunk.
teresatothemax asked: How's the no drinking thing going? Right about now I want to figuratively jump off a bridge.
tomyhusband: Be him. BE HIM. I would also accept Seth Rogan.
drink your juice.: What it is like to read your... →
drinkyourjuice: lol gurl u mad slutty probably because you so headstrong and you a fire sign and shit people find that attractive but you got that short attention span, huh? and those firm opinions and that sassy personality good luck trying to find a man to stick around for that shit. naw, lol, girl… Yeah. That’s about right.
tomywife: I’ll do my best to always leave toilet paper. If there isn’t any, I was in a hurry. If you have time to take a shit, you have time to change the roll.
Yeah, Dawson. I’m happy about it, too.
Just as a rule
tomyhusband: don’t be The Craigslist Killer.
I’m doing this shit again. I doubt I’ll put all on Flickr, so follow that Tumblr for a double dose of this pimpin’.