February 2011
38 posts
3 tags
Feb 1st
Feb 1st
258 notes
January 2011
32 posts
OKSportF*ck
Him: You're very cute! Sadly you're not looking for casual sex. :-(
Me: Thank you...but no...not that I don't mind it, it's not exactly what I am looking for right now.
H; That's a heart breaker I really like you
M: Sorry to disappoint.
H: Ebony Queen should be your screen name
No prob
and thaks fot the kind reply
M: Have a good day.
H: you too
Jan 30th
Jan 28th
Contraband
Local coffee shop Hipsters in high-waisted jeans They all look the same
Jan 22nd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-16) →
Girl Talk (27) Howstuffworks.com (6) 311 (2) Tom Jones (2) Maroon 5 (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 22nd
Coachella
Every year, it falls on my birthday weekend. I would like to go, but I don’t want to spend my birthday at a concert. I would rather spend it here with friends at a strip club or at a bar. Unless it’s a Tom Jones concert. I’m dragging all of those bitches out to that.
Jan 19th
2 notes
Jan 17th
81 notes
5 tags
Jan 17th
21 notes
What do you call 53 guys watching the AFC...
kriskristoffersonsbeard: The Baltimore Ravens.
Jan 16th
36 notes
Jan 14th
1 note
Jan 14th
670 notes
Jan 14th
2 notes
Jan 13th
19 notes
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-9) →
Girl Talk (11) Howstuffworks.com (8) The Beatles (3) CAKE (3) NPR (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 12th
Jan 7th
29 notes
Jan 7th
5 notes
Jan 6th
5 notes
Jan 6th
thetenssf replied to your post: How’s the no drinking thing going? Right about now I want to figuratively jump off a bridge. Where were you during Sobervember? Drunk.
Jan 6th
1 note
teresatothemax asked: How's the no drinking thing going? Right about now I want to figuratively jump off a bridge.
Jan 6th
2 tags
Paul Rudd
tomyhusband: Be him. BE HIM. I would also accept Seth Rogan.
Jan 6th
276 notes
drink your juice.: What it is like to read your... →
drinkyourjuice: lol gurl u mad slutty probably because you so headstrong and you a fire sign and shit people find that attractive but you got that short attention span, huh? and those firm opinions and that sassy personality good luck trying to find a man to stick around for that shit. naw, lol, girl… Yeah.  That’s about right.
Jan 6th
150 notes
Jan 6th
Jan 6th
38 notes
THE BATHROOM
tomywife: I’ll do my best to always leave toilet paper. If there isn’t any, I was in a hurry. If you have time to take a shit, you have time to change the roll.
Jan 5th
29 notes
3.0 GPA
Yeah, Dawson.  I’m happy about it, too.
Jan 5th
1 note
Jan 5th
8 notes
Jan 5th
Just as a rule
tomyhusband: don’t be The Craigslist Killer.
Jan 5th
16 notes
Jan 5th
1,605 notes
Jan 4th
2 notes
365 →
I’m doing this shit again. I doubt I’ll put all on Flickr, so follow that Tumblr for a double dose of this pimpin’.
Jan 4th