What's New, Pussycat?: Archive

This happened on my way to get some Thai food...

whattheholyhell: Pulls over and rolls down window. “May I pay you a compliment?” “Sure.” “You have really nice breasts…are they real?” “Uh, yes.” “Can I ask your opinion? You seem cool and hella honest…do you like a man with a large package?” Blank stare “Uh…it’s what you do with it that matters. Now, I’m going to walk away and get lunch.” “Alright. Hope to see you around.” Drives off...

Jul 29th

13 Beers in 13 Miles →

I think I need to meet this man. No. I DO need to meet this man.

Jul 28th

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Jul 28th

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Jul 27th

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We were walking around the French Quarter in New...

Jul 27th

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Jul 27th

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Jul 23rd

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Jul 22nd

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Jul 21st

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Jul 20th

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Hey girl

“Do you like rap?” “Not really.” “You married?” “No.” “Can I get your number?” “I have a boyfriend.” “Can I get your number, then?” “I said I had a boyfriend. Pretty happy with him.” “Oh…I thought you meant you had a friend, not in a relationship…does he like rap?” “No.” And scene.

Jul 20th

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Jul 17th

House is your source? HOUSE? I like the show, but a source to answer a medical question, for fucks sake? And someone chose it as the best answer?

Jul 16th

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Jul 15th

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Jul 15th

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Jul 15th

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Jul 14th

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Jul 13th

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Jul 13th

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“You should just fucking SMILE AND BLOW ME!!!”

– I mean, don’t act like Mel Gibson isn’t channeling all your inner most thoughts. (via kiamatthews) Click it. Listen. Laugh. (via megmess) YOU HAVE NO FUCKING SOUL.

Jul 13th

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