This happened on my way to get some Thai food...
whattheholyhell: Pulls over and rolls down window. “May I pay you a compliment?” “Sure.” “You have really nice breasts…are they real?” “Uh, yes.” “Can I ask your opinion? You seem cool and hella honest…do you like a man with a large package?” Blank stare “Uh…it’s what you do with it that matters. Now, I’m going to walk away and get lunch.” “Alright. Hope to see you around.” Drives off...
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I think I need to meet this man. No. I DO need to meet this man.
We were walking around the French Quarter in New...
“Do you like rap?” “Not really.” “You married?” “No.” “Can I get your number?” “I have a boyfriend.” “Can I get your number, then?” “I said I had a boyfriend. Pretty happy with him.” “Oh…I thought you meant you had a friend, not in a relationship…does he like rap?” “No.” And scene.
House is your source? HOUSE? I like the show, but a source to answer a medical question, for fucks sake? And someone chose it as the best answer?
You should just fucking SMILE AND BLOW ME!!!– I mean, don’t act like Mel Gibson isn’t channeling all your inner most thoughts. (via kiamatthews) Click it. Listen. Laugh. (via megmess) YOU HAVE NO FUCKING SOUL.
I'm going to miss World Cup Soccer
Unless I can find another excuse to be be this shitfaced drunk before 2. Suggestions?
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