I’m going to a party tonight and have no clue what to wear. I have: a slutty Santa outfit flight suit BDU top (or an Army top for those non military folks) a black tube dress black vinyl hot pants cocktail dresses a black wig Which one should I run with? I was going to be Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz (you would think that I would have done that one being that my name is Dorothy,...
Awesome: 43,000+ Giants fans sing along to... →
findtheswagger: It’s awesome things like this that make me feel warm and fuzzy and happy inside. I love you, Giants. I love you, Giants fans. I love you, San Francisco. (And no, I’m not drunk right now.) You know, it’s stuff like this that keeps me here. Every time I question my move and think about going back to DC, I’ll look at this. You will never see this at Nationals...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-10-24) →
Howstuffworks.com (7) E! Online (2) The Beatles (2) Michael Giacchino (2) Mad Men (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
On Baseball and Boys
I posted this at the beginning of the season. Thought it was worth posting again today, on the day the San Francisco Giants play Game 1 of the World Series. Not a lot of people know this, but I got into baseball…..because of a boy. I was in the 8th grade and saw this really cute boy at his locker everyday by my first period class. I would gush about him to my friends, but I was much too shy...
San Francisco doesn't deserve to win the World... →
So. My friend grabbed my boobs and they are on... →
The guy that posted this is a Phillies fan. From everything I read of his, he seems kinda bitter. I didn’t know she was going to go in for the grab. I don’t care, really. We were having fun watching our team and it was a celebration. Deal with it.
We’re gonna get weird tonight.– Aubrey Huff. (via imovermyhead)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-10-17) →
The Beatles (9) Howstuffworks.com (6) The Black Keys (3) The Bird and The Bee (3) David Bowie (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
So. There was a fire this morning. →
I’m in the clip. My neighbors and I were walking away because we had no clue what was going on. Later, there was a small fire at our building. No damage, but my apartment is smokey and I’m tired. Evacuated twice before 7:30. My neighbors and I drank a bottle of wine. We earned it.
I was having a bad day yesterday.
So, I bought tickets to Game 3 of the NLCS. I’ll be kicking it in the bleachers. Section 144. Holla at your girl!
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-10-10) →
The Beatles (13) Howstuffworks.com (6) David Bowie (3) N.E.R.D. (3) Joe Tex (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-10-3) →
Howstuffworks.com (4) The Beatles (3) Mad Men (2) The Doors (2) Tom Jones (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
The Four Playoff Pitchers Most Like Kenny Powers →
You just know Brian Wilson had to be #1.
Someone get that man a blow job and a Cy Young. He’s earned both.
findtheswagger: Yes, I really did make my own Giants musical montage with a cheesy Starship soundtrack. It’s amazing what I can accomplish when I’m doing everything I can to avoid getting actual work done. Also, after going through a ton of clips from this season, I realized just how much I love this wacky team. The music makes this. Wow.
FUCK YOU JOSE GUILLEN
pocketfulofposey: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
50 miles to Candlestick: I. can't. even. →
And then there is Aubrey Huff and his red thong. The Giants are here because of a historic run of starting pitching, Buster Posey, an incredible bullpen, Buster Posey, a slew of well-timed home runs, a confident clubhouse that washes off the residue of tough losses, and Buster Posey. Not… I’ll be listening to The Thong Song in honor of Aubrey Huff. “I believe in Aubrey...